Having had the first rehearsalement with the new actors of the troupe I can assuredly assert that this year's revival of the Story of my Life will be the Greatest Story Ever Told and Told in the Greatest Ever Way.
Although I have my reservations about their skills, talents and abilities, I feel confident that with me, Orgon Poquelin, at the helm nothing can possibly go wrong!
Due to the intensity of rehearsals, I must inform the public that I shall not be available for guest talks at wedding receptions for the immediate future.